percieux:

starspaces:

hhhanele:

virusap:

stakticc:

littlemissnightmares:

thisisclairerity:

kyller-biis:

pictorch-art:

lawfulgoodness:

RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE

Well I do have “torch” in my url… so fire? :0

Im a bee with unlimited weapons :0

I brighten things? XD

i give little children nightmares >:3c

or.. i am the little girl that curses dreams to become nightmares.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

By the power of my Staking things??
And my THICC-ness

I infect all your phone’s app

My power is just sighing really heavily for long periods of time bc honestly, mood

I control the stars and space ?? or I can make spaces for stars to just chill out idk man

i have percy jackson’s every single power but i must speak in a french accent

wheresmywig:

wheresmywig:

When you get blocked by a La La Land producer because you just asked a question 💅🏽🌚

The sequel

celticpyro:

urulokid:

histry-buff:

lesmiserableslove:

bobavader:

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

It’s time to slutshame Victor Hugo.

tokyo-fashion:

Japanese high school students Sarah (17) and Saki (15) on the street in Harajuku. Sarah is wearing vintage items from Faith Tokyo with an Open The Door checkered skirt, Demonia platforms, and a UNIF bag. Saki is wearing an oversized cutout sweatshirt by the Harajuku brand BERCERK with fishnets and Demonia platforms. Full Looks

missanthropicprinciple:

mcdyke:

lesbian-lizards:

jimmyfury:

iskariotrising:

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.

Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.

Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.

I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from?

And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….?

??????? They’re dogs.

jamesbarns:

when people harass celebrities online because they think that, as a fan/follower of their work, they’re entitled to know everything going on in somebody’s private/personal life:

iamonlykidding:

ofools:

when your new age friend starts acting up so you decide to bring out the big guns

Imagine how many friends you’d need to charge this

zizigy:

I still love these dorks

brakehage:

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

HAIKYUU!! TEAM LOGOS

Hey guys so I heard season 3′s SO DAMN NEAR YALL so I made these because I just got too hyped hhhhhhhh so anyways you can get these printed on stuff here right here yes das right click here friend

also just a heads up these three teams’ (Johzenji, Wakutani, and Nohebi) mottos and animals are NOT OFFICIAL meaning Furudate hasn’t announced anything yet 

klezmo:

me: i REALLY want to draw right now

my lack of inspiration, technical skill, and creativity: